this should be their picture for their wedding invites
ALL OF THE TEARS
Every goddamn time
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
1-9 follower = nerd
10-49 followers = haha look at this nerd
50-99 followers = what a nerd
100-349 followers = NERD ALERT!!
350-500 followers = lmao look at this nerd here
501-799 followers = biggest nerd ever
800- 4,999 followers = king of the nerds
5000+ followers = GOKU
These are the legit numbers.
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!