195,448 notes

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

(Source: frodbaggins, via hi)

143,062 notes

fatwink:

whatever mom *listens to what the hell by avril lavigne 1,000 times*

(Source: whitepassing, via canyoulikenotplease)

39,981 notes

versacemon:

Good bye

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via canyoulikenotplease)

392,067 notes

deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

(via hi)

332,352 notes

pizza:

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

yeah thats right, all you need is me

(via chalkl8)

357,490 notes

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot, via orgasm)

128,193 notes

actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

(via hi)