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rneatbicycle:

that’s what little girls are made of

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weiweipon:

returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

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officialunitedstates:

you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you

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givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

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iamfuckingbornthisway:

American Horror Story: Freak Show
OCT 8.

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nprfreshair:

Say cheese. 

Photograph taken in November, 1909 shows three members of the Payro family being “photographed” by their cat: Edmund, age 12, Ernest, age 8, and Cecilia, age 5.

Payro, J. (Joseph C.), 1862-1953 via Retronaut

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hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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